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Which sermon should I use?

Saturday is the day for finishing up my Sunday Sermon.  A while back I ran across this “Sermon Sampler”; which one do you think I should preach?

  • The Cotton Candy Sermon: Very sweet and full of air. When bitten in to – nothing there.
  • The Stuffed Olive Sermon: Pleasantly fashioned, pleasingly tart.  Stuffed with intellect – but no heart.
  • The Jello Fruit Salad Sermon: Shaking, prancing, quivering, preaching.  Lots of action – but low-calorie teaching.
  • The Poached Egg Sermon: Soft, safe, sentimental food, soothes every mind, calms every mood.
  • The Leftover Turkey Sermon: Meat they suspect you’ve served them before, but disguised just enough for one Sunday more.
  • The Roast Beef and Potatoes Sermon: Familiar fare, but always good.  The gospel preached in words understood.

 

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These are the random musings of a man whose goal is to make Jesus the paramount pursuit of my life who, while in this effort, is writing down a few lessons I've learned along the way. You'll have to decide if they are worth heeding but at least you may learn a few things not to do.

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  1. Ha.Ha.Ha. I’m definitely partial to a good roast beef and potato meal, but tacos are good, too. Meaty and filling with some spice thrown in. Lots of The Word brought with some fire from Heaven. Maybe even a little sour cream on top to soothe where you hurt. See you tomorrow for the meal…

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