Top Ten Reasons why I Stopped Bathing

  1. I was made to bathe as a child
  2. People who bathe are hypocrites – they think they’re cleaner than other people
  3. There are so many different kinds of soap, I could never decide which one was right
  4. I used to bathe, but it got boring, so I stopped
  5. I still bathe on special occasions, like Christmas and Easter
  6. None of my friends bathe
  7. I’m still young.  When I’m older and have got a bit dirtier, I might start bathing
  8. I really don’t have time
  9. The bathroom’s never warm enough or sometimes it’s too cold
  10. People who make soap are only after your money

The ONE THING for today: Don’t you think it’s time to go back to church?

_Sponsored by “Praying Moms who want their children and grandchildren back in church”
Photo by Sincerely Media on Unsplash

One thought on “Top Ten Reasons why I Stopped Bathing

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s