Top Ten Reasons why I Stopped Bathing

1. I was made to bathe as a child
2. People who bathe are hypocrites – they think they’re cleaner than other people
3. There are so many different kinds of soap, I could never decide which one was right
4. I used to bathe, but it got boring, so I stopped
5. I still bathe on special occasions, like Christmas and Easter
6. None of my friends bathe
7. I’m still young.  When I’m older and have got a bit dirtier, I might start bathing
8. I really don’t have time
9. The bathroom’s never warm enough or sometimes it’s too cold
10. People who make soap are only after your money

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