Top Ten Reasons why I Stopped Bathing

  1. I was made to bathe as a child
  2. People who bathe are hypocrites – they think they’re cleaner than other people
  3. There are so many different kinds of soap, I could never decide which one was right
  4. I used to bathe, but it got boring, so I stopped
  5. I still bathe on special occasions, like Christmas and Easter
  6. None of my friends bathe
  7. I’m still young.  When I’m older and have got a bit dirtier, I might start bathing
  8. I really don’t have time
  9. The bathroom’s never warm enough or sometimes it’s too cold
  10. People who make soap are only after your money
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