The ONE THING for today

Day 22/40

Hello everybody!

Nothing serious today, just some questions that need answers…

  1. Can you cry under water?
  2. How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
  3. Once you’re in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
  4. Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
  5. What disease did cured ham actually have?
  6. How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
  7. Why are you IN a movie, but you’re ON TV?
  8. Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
  9. Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They’re going to see you naked anyway.
  10. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
  11. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the HOV lane?
  12. If the professor on Gilligan’s Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can’t he fix a hole in a boat?
  13. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

I read these questions this morning and got a good laugh.  I’m posting them today as a reminder that Sabbath living is about having fun and relaxing.  I hope that you will find a little time to relax today and enjoy a good laugh.

Do keep Sonja and me in your prayers.  Sonja and I are in Aiken, S.C. this morning where we finished up one of the best Prayer Conferences ever and will be leaving out in a little while to head back home.  Pray that we have traveling mercy.  Hopefully I’ll see some of you tonight at church.

God bless!

dlkemp

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