It’s been said that a humor lightens the load; the following church bulletin bloopers may lighten your load today…
- A new loudspeaker system has been installed in the church. It was given by one of our members in honor of his wife.
- There will be a youth rally on Friday night at 7:00 pm for the young and young in heat.
- The outreach committee is seeking to enlist 25 people to make calls on people who are not afflicted with any church.
- Low Self-esteem support group will meet Thursday at 7 pm. Please use the back door.
- The 8th graders will be presenting Shakespeare’s – Hamlet, in the church basement on Friday at 7 pm. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
- The senior choir invites members of the congregation who enjoy sinning to join the choir.
And you thought you were having a bad day 🙂
By the way, collecting church bulletin or church sign “bloopers” is one of my little hobbies. If you run across a good one please send it to me. Upload it to my Facebook account and I’ll catch it. Send me a “friend request” if we are not already friends.
Blessings and good cheer,
dlk
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